partybarackisinthehousetonight:
is this cocaine gluten free
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when you search corpses of people you worked hard to kill and they don’t have any money
I FORGOT TO MENTION I’M PLAYING A GAME OMG
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98% of divorces are caused by Mario Party
yes your honor, this marriage can no longer work out after the trauma I suffered from my wife stealing not one, but TWO of my stars
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I’ve never felt a stronger connection with an article of clothing
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fit women are so hot
hnnngh
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PS4 Vs. Xbox One !
the wii u is a pole omg
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ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
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